What Would Buddy Do?
Jim Johnson is charging his oversized novelty mobile phone as we speak
Posted on November 14th, 2007 at 11:37 am by Cheesesteak Hoagie

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What’s that gigantic tall thing over there in the corner?

Oh, that’s right. It’s Jim Johnson’s oversized novelty mobile phone! The one he’s going to use on Sunday to DIAL UP SOME BLITZES against the Dolphins and their rookie quarterback who’ll be starting his very first NFL game:

“John Beck, the oversized novelty mobile phone is for you.”

“Cool — do you know who’s calling?”

“Someone named Quintin Mikell. He says he wants to break your jaw on a safety blitz from the blind side.”

“Oh cool, put him through.”

Not that it really mattered who was starting on Sunday in the Ace Ventura Bowl — Cleo Lemon wasn’t inspiring any fear in the Delaware Valley — but it does make us all feel 12 percent better about the game, and about a defense that’s been struggling a bit over the past month (lovely effort against Adrian Peterson aside).

Beck to start Sunday for Dolphins [Miami Herald]

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