What Would Buddy Do?
Someone tell Fake Steve Jobs to lose the turtleneck
Posted on November 27th, 2007 at 1:45 am by Cheesesteak Hoagie

worship my mock turtleneck
Look out! Jeffrey Lurie stole Steve Jobs’ turtleneck!  And he’s threatening to do an iPhone demo!

Knowing in advance that the answer is “Because they’re rich and they can,” can we at least ask the question about why these guys dress like such dweebs? I can’t tell which is more tacky, the turtleneck-and-herringbone ensemble from Prince Jeffrey or the Patrick Bateman look from Bob Kraft. In Kraft’s defense, he’s at least made the white-collar thing his signature look.

Also, there should be more jokes about Prince Jeffrey’s hair. I just don’t understand the physics of it.

Okay, I’ll stop now.

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