What Would Buddy Do?
Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria
Posted on December 28th, 2007 at 2:35 pm by Cheesesteak Hoagie

eli-manning.jpgSavor the next 24 hours, all ye Giants fans in my life!

For a limited time only, I shall be rooting for the Giants to actually win an NFL football game. Not “win in order to improve the Birds’ playoff chances,” not “win but sustain major injuries to key offensive and defensive players,” just win.

Such is my deep spiritual ennui with the New England Patriot blathermonkey hype machine. Enough with the perfect season nonsense. I don’t mean to be a hater, but there are still a bunch of games to play, and I’d prefer to talk about the actual playoffs and not how the Pats stack up against the ‘85 Bears. If they lose now, we can just have the playoffs without the endless Pats hype.

Thus shall I root for my erstwhile least favorite club this Saturday evening. Help us, Eli — you’re our only hope.

(Dear God! This is what it’s like to root for the G-Men! I suddenly waves of compassion for my New York brethren! Just throw it to Plax. Every time.)

(Also, let us not forget that the Pats did get caught cheating this season. Anyhoo.)

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Now I’m convinced you’ve reached rock bottom.

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