Posted on May 20th, 2008 at 4:28 pm by Cheesesteak Hoagie
And here I thought I’d have nothing to post about all week, save for additional copy-edits on philadelphiaeagles.com. Au contraire! The Birds have gifted us with a Donovan McNabb photo shoot/ caption contest! Or, more succinctly, “a photo shoot for Getty Images which gives fans a behind-the-scenes look into the quarterback’s life on and off the field through the eyes of photographer Al Bello.”
Oh, this is rich. Donovan chillin at home, showing us what it’s like to have a photo shoot. And to check your facebook profile. Donovan is actually throwing sheep at Brian Westbrook at this exact moment. Also, what the hell is that wire doing plugged into his laptop? Does he need $29.95 for a shiny new Linksys router?
(Please don’t forget to tip your waitress; more photos after the jump.)
And here’s Dunavin playing the piano (just like that loser guy, Joey Harrington!). With some creepy statue on the piano. Also the piano is white. That doesn’t feel very tough.
In this shot Donovan is emerging from some sort of aquatic habitat clutching a football. Apparently he does this a lot. Like every morning. Before practice. It’s his swimmy warm-up. Also, is he wearing any pants? I don’t see any pants. Anyone, pants? Why must they tease us so?
Finally the pensive shot: Donovan is waiting. Waiting for playmakers. Waiting for a trade out of Philadelphia. WAITING FOR ACTUAL FOOTBALL TO START SO WE DON’T HAVE TO POST FILLER CONTENT.
- WIP isn’t paying Hugh Douglas to stop sending text messages and sign this kid’s football
- Donovan McNabb aspires to gun ownership, plays coy about the contents of his estate
- Trying desperately to panic (but mostly failing)
- NFL marketing department prefers skinny guys to fat guys
- Dangerously Committed to Auxiliary Percussion