What Would Buddy Do?
Curtis adds nookie to list of things he’s not allowed to enjoy
Posted on August 20th, 2008 at 4:12 pm by Cheesesteak Hoagie

anatomy lesson

Wow.  Forgive the pun, but this kind of sucks for Kevin Curtis.  (Is it a pun? Or do I have too much groin on the brain? Wait, groin on the brain?)  And the Eagles.  And all of us. 

Past the considerable football implications, we can only assume that this sort of injury means a significant no-nookie period for Curtis.  Given that his religious inclinations take most other fun stuff off the table, it sure looks like Kevin’s going to need to make his peace with a lot of long nights ordering pizza, playing Bioshock and slurping down Sierra Mist.

As an FYI, the wide receiver corps is now officially a “shambles.”  That’s a highly technical term meaning “a condition that yields eleven defenders whose eyes are exclusively glued to the numbers 3 and 6.”

Cacophony of horrified screams from the rest of the blogertariat:


Comments so far:

Link Here | August 20, 2008,

Isn’t this wehre we get numerous articles where the blathermonkeys decide to interview soccer players about getting that “magic” sports hernia surgery that they do in Europe to all the top soccer players in the world? Oh right, the people in the NFL don’t believe in that.

Comment by PBevilacqua

Link Here | August 20, 2008,

Not if Sierra Mist has caffieine, thats off the list too.

Comment by Mike

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