Posted on August 20th, 2008 at 4:12 pm by Cheesesteak Hoagie
Wow. Forgive the pun, but this kind of sucks for Kevin Curtis. (Is it a pun? Or do I have too much groin on the brain? Wait, groin on the brain?) And the Eagles. And all of us.
Past the considerable football implications, we can only assume that this sort of injury means a significant no-nookie period for Curtis. Given that his religious inclinations take most other fun stuff off the table, it sure looks like Kevin’s going to need to make his peace with a lot of long nights ordering pizza, playing Bioshock and slurping down Sierra Mist.
As an FYI, the wide receiver corps is now officially a “shambles.” That’s a highly technical term meaning “a condition that yields eleven defenders whose eyes are exclusively glued to the numbers 3 and 6.”
Cacophony of horrified screams from the rest of the blogertariat:
- Oh this isn’t good (Igglesblog)
- Kevin Curtis out with sports hernia (Bleeding Green Nation)
- Kevin Curtis injured (Eagle Scout)
Yikes.
Related posts:
- Sad referendum on Curtis’s status with Birds: No Burkholder post-op PC
- I think there are plenty of footballs (also, Greg Lewis can have a seat)
- The Japanese monster argument for a running back
- Lewis, Baskett looking to brush up on flattery, obsequiousness?
- The least interesting Eagles game since last December
Link Here | August 20, 2008,Isn’t this wehre we get numerous articles where the blathermonkeys decide to interview soccer players about getting that “magic” sports hernia surgery that they do in Europe to all the top soccer players in the world? Oh right, the people in the NFL don’t believe in that.
Comment by PBevilacqua
Link Here | August 20, 2008,Not if Sierra Mist has caffieine, thats off the list too.
Comment by Mike